Because you’re more than just your drink order.
Beer. It’s cold, delicious, and totally capable of exposing your soul. Okay, maybe that’s dramatic—but let’s be honest, we’ve all silently judged someone who ordered a triple IPA at noon or a Michelob Ultra at a beer fest.
This isn’t scientific. It’s not based on data. But it’s 100% vibes—and we’re pretty confident we nailed it. Here’s what your favorite beer style says about you.
Lager Lovers
You’re the kind of person who gets invited to every party, not because you’re loud, but because you’re consistent. You’re dependable. Approachable. A classic in the best way.
You probably: bring the chips, keep the group chat alive, and never ghost anyone.
Celeb Vibe: Paul Rudd. Likable, timeless, and just the right amount of weird.
IPA Devotees
Bold. Bitter. Loud (but like, in a charming way). You’ve got opinions, and you’re not afraid to share them—especially about hops. And if it’s hazy, you’re happy.
You probably: follow three craft breweries on Instagram and have a strong stance on Citra vs. Mosaic.
Celeb Vibe: Ryan Reynolds, if he brewed his own beer and ran a meme page.
Stout and Porter People
You’ve got layers. You’re deep. You might be a little brooding, but it’s just because you’re thinking about something profound—or maybe just a killer playlist.
You probably: own a flannel, quote movies from the ‘90s, and can explain the difference between a dry stout and an oatmeal stout at 2am.
Celeb Vibe: Keanu Reeves, sipping something dark in a quiet corner.
Wheat Beer Drinkers
You’re sunshine in a pint glass. Chill, friendly, and always down for a patio hang. You like your beers with a little fruit and your days with a little breeze.
You probably: have at least one photo of a beer with an orange slice on your phone.
Celeb Vibe: Drew Barrymore on a spontaneous beach day.
Sour Sippers
You’re bold, quirky, and never afraid to go off-menu. Your friends know you as the one who actually likes weird flavors—and somehow pulls them off.
You probably: own funky glassware and say things like “just trust me” before pouring your friends something wild.
Celeb Vibe: Janelle Monáe, mid flavor experiment.
Belgian Brew Buffs
Mysterious. Romantic. A little bit fancy—but in a way that makes everyone curious, not annoyed. You know your Trappists from your tripels and you care.
You probably: pair your beer with cheese, speak three languages, and book last-minute flights “for the culture.”
Celeb Vibe: Idris Elba. Classy with a little edge.
Pilsner People
You don’t need bells and whistles. You appreciate the clean, crisp, and perfectly executed. You’re calm under pressure and know the value of balance.
You probably: hate clutter, love routines, and always clean your glassware.
Celeb Vibe: Emily Blunt with a tight to-do list.
Barleywine & Strong Ale Fans
You’re intense. Focused. Maybe a little intimidating—but that’s just because you don’t do things halfway. You respect the art of the slow sip.
You probably: sip, swirl, sniff, and silently judge everyone chugging their lager.
Celeb Vibe: Anthony Hopkins reading leather-bound books while sipping from a snifter.
Wild Ale Adventurers
Unpredictable, funky, and totally non-traditional—you’re the wildcard of the beer world. You like your brews like you like your life: complex, spontaneous, and full of surprises.
You probably: forage things. Or at least hang out with people who do.
Celeb Vibe: Tilda Swinton… barefoot in a vineyard.
Bonus Round: Light Beer Loyalists
You’re practical. You know what you like. You’re fun at parties, fun at tailgates, and fun when the fridge is running low and someone needs to do a beer run.
You probably: crush cans like a pro and know every drinking game by heart.
Celeb Vibe: Channing Tatum with a solo cup and a perfect playlist.
So… did we get it right?
Let us know what your favorite beer style is and whether this hit a little too close to home. Drop a comment, tag us on Instagram, and let your drinking crew know who they really are.
And hey—if your favorite style didn’t make the list, don’t worry. We’ve got more hot takes where this came from.